Just so you know,

I sort of get a vibe when people talk about me. It's an evolutionary thing, I needed that "skill" (if you may) when I was a child. Positive or negative or neutral. At any rate, I know. Well, sort of... it's just a vibe after all. So, yeah. You should all stop those hushed voices and cryptic words. If you have something to tell me, say it.

ps: I don't like (read: absolutely abhor) surprises.