I need to stop ranting about Facebook people but

Facebook people are especially ticking me off today.
Blah, blah blah, so what?

• you're having "alcohol for brunch"
• you love a song so much that you can't help but quote it all the freaking time
• you're sick and unproductive, go complain someplace else, kthx
• you're in "Bora mode" seriously wtf?
• you need a car
• you have plans with such and such and please, for the love of god, learn the difference between a Status from a Wall Post and stop tagging people because you're seriously flooding my news feed
• your breakfast is french vanilla
• you're so sleepy on your way to this Tourist Spot. yeah, your life is hard, *creysss*
• etc

Basically I hate inane and/or attention-seeking status messages because I just could not care less.