Taylor Squared

It has been months now since the rumors have spread that Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner are dating.
(Valentine's Day screenshot sourced from Just Press Play)

Honestly, I don't like them as a couple. I mean, come on. She's twenty and he's seventeen. I know the age difference isn't much but I think it is fairly, um, wide since they're young. It's just... wrong. And reading Taylor's blogs, watching her vlogs, listening to her songs, and even decoding the hidden messages from her songs (stalker much? lol) have lead me to believe that she's still in love with the infamous Joe Jonas. I even overheard from the radio that she confessed she can't get over the Jonas brother because "she sees his face everywhere." I know I sound like a stupid obsessive fan here but whatever. I just can't stomach the thought that they are a couple in real lofe. I don't know. Maybe I just dislike Taylor Lautner. Oh God. Please, please, please make their couple-ness just a show. I'm really hoping that they are only posing for their new movie, Valentine's Day.